Standalone Stories

...and Nowhere to Go -- John/Rodney/Ronon -- rated NC-17 -- John is pretty sure he's never been this thoroughly tied up in his entire life.

The (Almost) First Defenestration of Atlantis -- Radek/Rodney -- rated pg-13 -- There are only so many ways to shut Rodney up.Be Prepared -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John Sheppard thinks he knows plenty about being prepared.

Better Than the Really Good Porn -- John/Rodney/Ronon -- rated NC-17 -- Because some things are hotter than even the best porn.

Breaking the Sound Barrier -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John won't fuck face to face. 

But Why? --Rodney/Teyla -- rated PG -- Rodney's got theories but they're all wrong.

The Care and Feeding of Brilliant Astrophysicists -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- When Rodney fixes a faulty reactor on a friendly planet, he's treated in a way to which he could easily become accustomed.  

Do the Math -- John/Rodney -- rated PG -- What services can Dr. M. Rodney McKay expect from a $5,500 an hour hooker named John? 

Down this Chain of Days -- Rodney/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- AU. In which Rodney and Teyla work together, play together and Rodney does some problem solving that has nothing to do with physics.  

Downright Verbose -- John/Ronon -- rated NC-17 -- Ronon keeps John entertained during a stint of boring guard duty. 

Faces In the Dark -- John/Rodney/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- John doesn't need to see their faces.  

The Festival of Giving Thanks -- John/Rodney -- rated PG --  "Why, on this night, do we give thanks together and not alone?"

Five People Rodney McKay Didn't Expect to Miss, but Does (and One Person He Expected to Miss, but Doesn't Any More) --John/Rodney, Rodney/OMC -- rated NC-17 -- The title pretty much tells it all.  This has been excellently remixed as Five People John Sheppard Didn't Expect to Miss, But Does(And One Person He Expected To Miss, But Doesn't Anymore: the Role Reversal Remix) by kassrachel for remixredux08.

Five Tracks on John Sheppard's iPod (That He Doesn't Like to Talk About) -- John/Rodney, John/OMCs, John/OFC-- rated NC-17 -- A glimpse at John through his iPod. Sequel to Five Tracks on Rodney's McKay's iPod (That Mean More to Him Than You Might Guess). DVD Commentary

Five Tracks on Rodney's McKay's iPod (That Mean More to Him Than You Might Guess) -- John/Rodney -- rated R -- A glimpse at Rodney through his iPod. DVD Commentary 

Gone On It  -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- aka "the slutty Rodney ficlet".

Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind-- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John's amazingly macho, all things considered.

Horizontal Figure Eight -- John/Rodney/Ronon -- rated R -- Belly dancers have all the good moves.

I Can Have This -- John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, John/many -- rated NC-17 -- John's lovers give him the gift of a nice, safe, sane, consensual gangbang.

Imagine Me Behind Your Eyes  -- Daniel Jackson/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney has both sex with Daniel and issues.  (crossover with SG-1)

Inspection -- John/Rodney/Lorne -- rated NC-17 -- John and Rodney pull a surprise inspection on Lorne.

An Invitation You Can't Decline -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney wants John to have a perfect New Year's Eve. A follow-up to Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind.

It's Exactly What You Think It Is -- John/Ronon -- rated NC-17 -- When Dave asks about Ronon yet again, John goes off. ("Outcast" episode tag)

It's Growing Day by Day -- John/Rodney, (implied Teyla/Kanaan, Ronon/various) -- rated NC-17 --  During a routine mission to check out an off-world Ancient lab, team Shep is cut off from Atlantis when the stargate is buried beneath a ton of rubble. There's another way off the planet, but getting there will not be easy.  This is a long fic -- 27,500 words. (written for auburnnothenna as part of the sga_santa fic exhange.)

It's What You Don't See  -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- AU. Rodney McKay's been a loner for close to 400 years now, which is why it makes no sense when he falls hard for a Blood Bank worker named John Sheppard. This has been excellently remixed as It's What You Hear by argosy   for remixredux08

Just Like Me -- SGA/Star Trek TOS: Reboot -- rated NC-17 -- John/Jim Kirk -- Two guys walk out of a bar.

Lean On Me (When You're Not Strong) -- John/Ronon (within OT4) -- NC-17 --  Ronon's there for John.  (missing scene from "Outcast.") 

Leave Me Here On Shaky Ground-- John/Rodney/Ronon -- rated NC-17 -- John's totally fed up with Rodney topping from below and Ronon's very willing to help him teach Rodney a lesson.

Let Your Body Move You  --  John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- "But sometimes, when there's time and they have a nice long free evening stretched out ahead of them with no obligations whatsoever, John gets passed around from one of his team to the next, like he's a toy with no other purpose in life but to be played with."

Like a Rhythm Unbroken -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- There's something John really needs and Rodney's the one who has it. 

Little by Little to the Truth; or, A Narrative of the Atlantis Expedition -- John/Rodney -- rated R -- It's 1904 and Lady Elizabeth Weir, Dowager Countess Menlow and Head of the Atlantis Expedition, is the widow of an English noble; Colonel John Patrick Sheppard, US Army Reserve, is a Spanish-American War veteran who's also piloted airships and tested aeroplanes and motorcars, and Doctor Meredith R. McKay, smartest man in two galaxies, is the inventor of the first Patented Completely Portable Personal Computing Machine. And yet, things are strangely familiar.

The Luckiest Guy -- John/Rodney/Joe Flanigan -- rated NC-17 -- John and Rodney take Joe up in a puddlejumper. (crossover w/ RPS)

Missing Man Formation -- John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla -- rated R -- "I always thought I'd go out in combat, flying a jumper or on the ground, but I'm kind of glad it happened this way."

The Moon and Stars Were Gifts You Gave -- John/Rodney  -- rated NC-17 -- John and Rodney's first kiss.

Naked Popsicle Time -- McKay/Sheppard -- rated NC-17 -- Popsicles can lead to sex and nudity. Who knew? 

Not Safe With Anybody Else -- John/Ronon -- rated R -- Sheppard's hiding himself away from his team and Ronon wants to know why.

An Old Earth Tradition -- John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla -- rated G -- Little Elizabeth has had a bad day and so her two Earth dads share a tradition with her. A follow-up to This Bolder Life.

Our Own Resolutions -- gen, Team Shep & Elizabeth -- rated G -- The team and Elizabeth have their own resolutions for the New Year.

Pounds of Promises -- Rodney/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney makes a rather rash promise.

Putting Your Body  -- Jack O'Neill/John -- rated NC-17 -- Like Rodney, John gets caught in the crossfire between Jack and Daniel. (crossover with SG-1)

The Reason Why -- John/Rodney -- rated PG -- What Rodney really fell for. (drabble)

Say Goodnight and Go -- John/Rodney -- Rated NC-17 -- When Rodney is accidentally de-aged, he turns into quite the little tease, and really, is John just supposed to ignore that?

Sheppard's Choice (the Theory of the Male Gaze remix) -- John/Rodney -- rated PG -- Sheppard suddenly has a female body and Rodney can't stop looking. This is a remix of cupidsbow's fantastic fic Sheppard's Choice. DVD Commentary.

Seeing Red -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 (non-con) Aliens make John do it.

So Very Wrong (but so very good) -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- After the events of Doppelganger Rodney has new fantasy material.

Strange How Certain the Journey -- John/Rodney -- rated R -- The Ancients were really concerned about the effects various distractions had on people's productivity.

Stunning None the Less -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John makes a pretty good girl.

Sufficient -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John and Rodney get what they both want, for the most part.

Take a While To Shed My Grief -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- It's always dark when John comes into Rodney's room. 

Things They Don't Know -- John/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- He goes to her when it's all too much.

Touch Me (Take Me To that Higher Place) -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John has something new planned for Rodney.

Travel the World and the Seven Seas  -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney ties John up in order to do something truly wicked to him.

Unfolding Right Before My Eyes  -- John/Rodney -- rated PG-13 -- John's feelings about cuddling have come full circle.

Until I Can Find Me -- gen -- rated G -- An episode tag for "Vegas." (contains spoilers)

Unto the Day -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- sequel to Sufficient; Rodney finds something new to play with and John asks for more.

Viewer Discretion Advised  -- John/Ronon,  Rodney/Teyla -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney knows he shouldn't watch.

Watch the Sun Sink Like a Stone  -- John/Rodney -- PG-13 -- "Tell them that I missed him every single day and night after that, but that I never regretted any of it."

What With the Who, Now? -- John/Ronon, Rodney/Teyla -- rated R -- While on a team vacation, Ronon is under the weather and John learns things about Rodney and Teyla. A sequel to Darkrose's Coming Down to Land.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- Sheppard has this habit of shoving Rodney into little used corridors or supply closets and molesting him.

You Do It -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- Rodney's up against the wall and John wants to see something. 

Your Whole World Now Is an Open Door -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John may not know what he needs, but Rodney does.

You're Shining Down For Me -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John knows what he wants; it's asking for it that's hard.

Series

All I Ever Wanted -- John/Rodney -- rated NC-17 -- John and Rodney take advantage of a vacation on Earth to do the kinds of hardcore BDSM scenes they can't do on Atlantis.  This is more a series of linked, but stand-alone stories, than a WIP.

Bed of Flames -- John/Rodney -- overall rated NC-17 -- When Rodney is temporarily de-aged but left with his memories and personality intact, life gets very complicated for John.

A Learning Experience -- John/Rodney -- overall rated NC-17 -- John's mother is a member of a very secret, very private, very exclusive and very kinky sex club and John spends the summer of his sophomore year in college getting to know one of her household slaves, a guy named Rodney. This is also known casually as the "Establishment 'verse."

The Lives, Thoughts and Deeds of Lt. Col. Meredith R. McKay and Dr. Jay Sheppard, Phd. Phd. -- Jay/Meredith -- overall rated NC-17 -- An AU in which Meredith R. McKay is a Colonel in the Canadian Forces, Dr. Jay Sheppard PhD. PhD. is the Head of Science and Research on Atlantis, and they've both been female since birth.  Teylan Emmagen of Athos is male and Ronon Dex is still a guy.

Thursday's Child -- John/Rodney -- overall rated NC-17 -- Rodney was born into a woman's body and is a post-op FtM transsexual.

Ventura Highway -- John/Rodney --overall rated NC-17 --  A series of snapshots from a life in which Rodney teaches at California State University Channel Islands and John owns "Boards, Boards and More Boards" a surf/snow/skate shop in Ventura, CA. Will also occasionally feature their next door neighbors, Bill the novelist and Sean the architect.

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