Actors

(actor), Amy Sedaris/Samantha Bee, office party

(actor), Amy Sedaris/Stephen Colbert, sex is the best fun you can have without laughing (but that doesn't mean you can't laugh if you want to)

(actor), Asia Argento/Angelina Jolie, tattoo

(actor), Cate Blanchett/Monica Bellucci, tense

(actor), Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, "When you find a director you trust, you hold on to him for as long as you can."
(actor), Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, blush
(actor), Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, talent as a turn-on

(actor), Christian Bale/Cillian Murphy, this is how it is done

(actor), Christian Bale/Ewan McGregor/Jonathan Rhys-Myers, two on one
(actor), Christian Bale/Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Ewan won't but Jonathan will.

(actor), Christian Bale/Sean Bean, cleric smut roleplay
(actor), Christian Bale/Sean Bean, have you no limits?

(actor), Corbin Bleu/Lucas Gabreel, "lapse in judgment"
(actor), Corbin Bleu/Lucas Gabreel, clause
(actor), Corbin Bleu/Lucas Gabreel, experiment

(actor), David Hewlett/Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, "And I wanna get lost tonight with you/Let me know if it's alright that I do"

(actor), David Hewlett/Joe Flanigan, "Break through these walls that leave me useless/All of my fears have gone away"
(actor), David Hewlett/Joe Flanigan, "Cause I can never relax/I've got to keep it exciting/Make it attractive/Keep it alive/Keep you coming back"
(actor), David Hewlett/Joe Flanigan, "honey, I can't tell if it's you or me/or both of us that need to change"

(actor), Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood, "I beg to you to answer me this one time/There's a need in me that longs to know is this the end? "

(actor), Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom, "When you come, would you please bring a knife/And cure me down"

(actor), Emile Hirsch/Kick Gurry, trailer

(actor), Emile Hirsch/Robert Downey Jr., magic

(actor), Gareth David-Lloyd/Burn Gorman

(actor), Gareth David-Lloyd/John Barrowman

(actor), Gary Oldman/Christian Bale, relax

(actor), Gerard Butler/James Marsters

(actor), Gerard Butler/Jeffrey Dean Morgan

(actor), James Marsters/Burn Gorman

(actor), James Marsters/Eve Myles

(actor), James Marsters/Gareth David-Lloyd

(actor), James Marsters/Harry Connick Jr

(actor), James Marsters/Jeffrey Dean Morgan

(actor), James Marsters/John Barrowman

(actor), Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, all the way from the start
(actor), Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, surprises

(actor), Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson, crawlspace
(actor), Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson, holy fuck
(actor), Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson, victory

(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, "I think you'd better leave/It's not safe in here/I feel a weakness coming on"
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, "if you change your mind/I'll be first in line"
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, "I've been looking for a lover who has eyes to see"
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, "Maybe it's me, maybe it's you"
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, beer
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, mancrush
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, Tuesday night
(actor), Jason Momoa/Joe Flanigan, vegging out


(actor), Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Harry Connick Jr

(actor), John Barrowman/Burn Gorman

(actor), Johnny Depp/Robert Downey Jr., stars

(actor), Jon Stewart/Denis Leary, "If I believed everything you said when you were drunk, I'd be Mrs. Denis Leary right now."

(actor), Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, characterization

(actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, "Sometimes I hate the line I walk"
(actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, "The dust from a four-day affair is now landing"

(actor), Katherine Moennig/Samantha Ronson, boys
(actor), Katherine Moennig/Samantha Ronson, fedora

(actor), Kristen Shaal/Demetri Martin, underoos

(actor), Liam Neeson/Christian Bale, take me down

(actor), Liam Neeson/Cillian Murphy, you're new to this, aren't you?

(actor), Liam Neeson/William Fichtner, bleeding

(actor), Michael Cera/Paul Rudd, lesbians

(actor), Nakamura Yuuichi/Satou Takeru, behind the scenes

(actor), Robert Downey Jr./Shia LaBeouf, recovery

(actor), Robert Downey Jr./Zac Effron, ridiculous

(actor), Robert Downey Jr/Kiefer Sutherland, sobriety

(actor), Samantha Bee/Jason Jones/John Oliver, keeping up with the Joneses

(actor), Sean Bean/Jason Isaacs, auction
(actor), Sean Bean/Jason Isaacs, competition

(actor), Shia LaBeouf/Zac Effron, expected

(actor), Viggo/Ed Harris, directing
(actor), Viggo/Ed Harris, grey suits

(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, a world I wish I was in
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, dust
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, hands
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, handshake
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, holding hands
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, idle hands
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, in the dark
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, Rain
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, sleight of hand
(actor), Viggo/Sean Bean, using both hands

Musicians

(music), Bono/Brandon Flowers, "a subtle kiss that no one sees"

(music), Brendon Urie/Bob Bryar, sleepy
(music), Brendon Urie/Bob Bryar, watching

(music), Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith, drums
(music), Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith, two weeks

(music), Gerard Way/Bob Bryar, clay
(music), Gerard Way/Bob Bryar, improvise

Others

(other), Anderson Cooper/Rachel Maddow, cocktail

(other), Anderson Cooper/Rachel Maddow/Keith Olbermann, I must be dreaming

(other), Brian Williams/Jon Stewart, snarky newsman love

(other), Christian Bale/Bret Easton Ellis, casting couch

(other), John Edwards/Barack Obama, You promised me a jetski

(other), Michelle Obama/Hillary Clinton, subliminal messages.

(other), Rachel Maddow/Dan Abrams/Keith Olbermann, girl drink drunk

(other), Rachel Maddow/Keith Olbermann, genderfuck

(other), Sarah Palin/Amy Poehler, mistaken identity

(other), Sarah Palin/Rachel Maddow, sweet temptation

(other), Sarah Palin/Stephen Colbert, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(other), Sarah Palin/Tina Fey, glasses

Sports


(sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, backhand
(sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, better(er)
(sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, challenge
(sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, love

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